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Kids say the darndest things!

1. The “this is what your love makes me do” Valentine

The "this is what your love makes me do" Valentine

2. The “room for improvement” Valentine

The "room for improvement" Valentine

3. The anatomically correct Valentine

The anatomically correct Valentine

4. The “I keep you around to serve my basic human needs” Valentine

The "I keep you around to serve my basic human needs" Valentine

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5. The hidden meaning Valentine

The hidden meaning Valentine

6. The worried Valentine

The worried Valentine

7. The Dexter-approved Valentine

The Dexter-approved Valentine

8. The future feminist’s Valentine

The future feminist's Valentine

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9. The “age is a very real number and matters quite a bit” Valentine

The "age is a very real number and matters quite a bit" Valentine

10. The Valentine’s card that’s adorable on the front

The Valentine's card that's adorable on the front

But depicts your murder on the back

But depicts your murder on the back