18 Self-Destructive Things Single People Need To Stop Doing Right Now
Seriously. Just stop it. SOURCE
RELATED::Meet NuvaBling, the Diamond-Encrusted Birth Control Device
RELATED::The Most Expensive Places to Marry Are…
1. Pre-gaming at home, then showing up to the club brimming with wine and despair
2. Grasping at straws
3. Assuming everyone wants a piece of your action
4. Making wishing/hoping/praying your #1 dating strategy
Make no mistake, this applies to dudes too.
5. Second-guessing yourself
6. Winning drinking contests
(Because ultimately, nobody wins.)
7. Trying to ooze sexiness in all the mundane things you do
8. Waiting and waiting and waiting for them to text you back
9. Not making the second move
10. Constantly bitching about being single
11. Cock-blocking / Clam-jamming
12. Seeing everything as a metaphor* for how single you are.
(*We are aware that this is a simile, not a metaphor. This is just like our last relationship where… never mind.)
13. Constantly dwelling on what might have been.
14. Reading a little too much into everything
15. Freaking out and hiding from your ex
16. Having impossibly high standards
17. Settling
18. Acting like this.
